idk bro, i got bored and did this in about 30 seconds and it says voldemort so i think its relevant to my blog
I made this about a year ago but I just found it again and I’m pissing myself.
You think you can just keep not dying every time I try to kill you? Seriously, man? Not cool. So not cool. Why do the heroes always have to win? Why the fuck can’t I win? It’s because I don’t have a nose, isn’t it? Well, asshole, I got some news for you, I have more followers on Tumblr than you ever will. You may be the Chosen One in the Wizarding World, but on the Internet, I am a God. I am Lord Fucking Voldemort, and I am not an owl.
Guess what else, scarface? That nasty little owl you sent me last week? I BACKTRACED IT. THE CYBERPOLICE ARE COMIN’ FOR YOU, ASSBUTT. WHO’S THE CHOSEN ONE NOW? HUH? HUH?
Xoxo Gossip Voldemort
I shouldnt be allowed to listen to the lonely island while trying to update harry potter tumblrs.
AGAIN WITH THE SILENTLY JUDGING ME
TWITTER VOLDEMORT, YOURE KILLING ME
IS TWITTER VOLDEMORT LIKE… ON MY TUMBLR OR
WHAT IF HE’S READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW
ON HIS BIRTHDAY
ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY OH MY GOD ITS SO INTENSE
Avada Kedavra | Potter Puppet Pals
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I ONLY GET 4 HOURS OF SLEEP OKAY OKAY OKAY
VOLDEMORT THE NOSELESS DARK LORD
DIDN’T HAVE A FUCKING NOSE
AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT
YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY THAT BLOWS