magic is might

I'm Lord Voldemort and this is my blog. My favorite fandoms are the Death Eaters, Slytherin, Godzilla, and Zac Efron.

Death Eaters
When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.

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Things I do on a Friday afternoon

I giggle like a maniac every single time.

HAPPY 85TH BIRTHDAY TO LORD VOLDEMORT!

When I’m bored, I just go to iTunes and play Voldemort’s laugh on repeat.

I present to you…. Lord Turkeymort.

Happy Thanksgiving to all those who are celebrating!

As for everyone else, I hope you enjoy my A+ photoshopping skills that look totally real.

So people always ask me, “HEY VOLDEMORT, WHAT DID YOU DO FOR A JOB BEFORE YOU TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WIZARDING WORLD!?”

I am going to answer this question.

I, Lord Voldemort worked as:

A businessman.

A builder.

A prostitute.

A gay man.

A model.

That’s pretty much it.

Best Friends 2k11

Sometimes I wish that on the night that Voldemort went to kill Harry Potter, he knocked on the Potter’s door in Godric’s Hollow and said “Trick-or-Treat”

That one

Halloween

Every 

Year