When I’m bored, I just go to iTunes and play Voldemort’s laugh on repeat.
I present to you…. Lord Turkeymort.
Happy Thanksgiving to all those who are celebrating!
As for everyone else, I hope you enjoy my A+ photoshopping skills that look totally real.
So people always ask me, “HEY VOLDEMORT, WHAT DID YOU DO FOR A JOB BEFORE YOU TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE WIZARDING WORLD!?”
I am going to answer this question.
I, Lord Voldemort worked as:
A gay man.
That’s pretty much it.
Sometimes I wish that on the night that Voldemort went to kill Harry Potter, he knocked on the Potter’s door in Godric’s Hollow and said “Trick-or-Treat”