When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.
Voldemort’s on my screen so naturally I’m just fangirling left, right, and vertically.
Top 5 favorite Harry Potter characters
Number 1: Lord Voldemort
Tom Marvolo Riddle. The Dark Lord. You-Know-Who. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Lord Voldemort. I am not a Voldemort fan. I am in love with him. Magic is might. Voldemot out, bitches.
I’m bored, so I’m going to post this photo of my wand and you’re going to stare at it and be jealous.
Yew, Phoenix core, 13 1/2 inches, baby!
Ignore the lion behind it.
- i already knew this but the way they stated it and that picture sent me into hysterics
- i love ralph sfm
- they failed to mention he was also a nazi in schindlers list
- that. fucking. picture.
- click screencap for source
I really love this promo because they totally KNOW they’re the shit.
Death Eaters rule all.
this is just a follow up to my earlier post wondering if voldemort felt pretty with his tiara horcrux. i had to satisfy my curiosity.
i think the answer is yes, voldemort feels very pretty.
and yes, those are disney princesses on his tiaras. i couldnt decide which of the three looked best on him, so i just put them all together.
lord voldemort deserves three tiaras.
you know what sucks? if you haven’t finished reading deathly hallows yet, and you see this post and you just found out harry was a horcrux.
Lord Voldemort (Tom Marvolo Riddle)
December 31, 1926 - May 2, 1998
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Here they all are standing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
I’m pretty sure he was singing this.
