30 Day Harry Potter Challenge
Day 22: Harry Potter or Twilight?
Harry Potter.
shitty quality, but thats okay because edward cullen dies and it fits in nicely with our kill the spare theme today~
im really not happy for you at all, and i hope you fucking burn
but,
DEATHLY HALLOWS IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST, MOST EPIC, WORTHY BOOK OF BEING SPLIT INTO TWO MOVIES OF ALL TIME.
OF ALL FUCKING TIME.
Harry Potter is disappoint.
Crouch is disappoint.
Twatlight jokes just don’t get old.
I thought some of you might appreciate this.
For all those pics or it didnt happen kids~
my friends at school have offered to do all my homework for a year for this book, but they arent the brightest bunch so dnw them doing my school work.
Ebay, here I come.
(WHY CANT THIS BE A SIGNED DH BY JK ROWLING OR SOMETHING?! WHYY. -cries-)
Deathly Hallows got split in two movies, and now Twilight wants to split into two movies.
And now that Deathly Hallows is going to be in 3D, now Summit wants to put the last Twilight movie(s) into 3D.
Stop trying to one up Potter, Twilight, your movies suck and you know it.
Disgusting isn’t it?
1. Ads like these make me fear for humanity.
2. Ads like these make me want to punch facebook more than I do already.
3. Ads like these make me extremely ashamed to say I am a teenage girl.
4. I am a fucking witch. Witch»Vampire. End of Story.
Instead of a werewolf, it’s a vampire, and instead of a witch its a pale faced bitchy muggle. Remus doesn’t want to be with Tonks because he thinks its dangerous and she needs to live her own life without a “monster” for a husband. Edward is afraid he’ll eat Bella and ruin her human life. Eventually, both Lupin and the sparkly corpse give in and get married. Tonks and Lupin sacrifice themselves, and end up having a baby, named after Tonk’s father, thats a metamorphagus and might be half werewolf. Edward and Bella try to sacrifice themselves to save others (but don’t) and have a kid, named after their parents, that ends up a weird vampire human that has special powers of her own.
This is reason #131513 why Twilight fails at life.
