magic is might

I'm Lord Voldemort and this is my blog. My favorite fandoms are the Death Eaters, Slytherin, Godzilla, and Zac Efron.

Death Eaters
When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.

The fact that this is still on page 192 of my messages. 

I got this message a really long time ago, and now Dear Mr. Potter is almost complete but it needs donations.

I really want to see this book, so if any of you can help out with sparing a couple of dollars, I will make you a Voldemort cupcake. It will be lemon flavored because Every Villain Is Lemons.