When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.
“We Slytherins look after our own… The corridors of Hogwarts can throw up surprises for the unwary, and you’ll be glad you’ve got the Serpents on your side as you move around the school. As far as we’re concerned, once you’ve become a snake, you’re one of ours – one of the elite. Because you know what Salazar Slytherin looked for in his chosen students? The seeds of greatness. You’ve been chosen by this house because you’ve got the potential to be great, in the true sense of the word. All right, you might see a couple of people hanging around the common room whom you might not think are destined for anything special. Well, keep that to yourself. If the Sorting Hat put them in here, there’s something great about them, and don’t you forget it.“ -requested by anonymous
CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FELLOW SLYTHERINS FOR WINNING THE POTTERMORE HOUSE CUP!
House of: Cunningness, Determination and Traditionalism
Slytherin corresponds roughly with the element of water.
Possible Zodiac Sign/s: Scorpio (Sagittarius and Capricorn)
- Classmate: Are you wearing a Slytherin scarf?
- Me: Yes. Snake and proud.
- Classmate: Gryffindor is better.
- Me: No. We have Snape.
- Classmate: We have Harry.
- Me: Voldemort.
- Classmate: Dumbledore.
- Me: Merlin is a Slytherin.
- Classmate: .....
- Me: I win.
- Classmate: Dammit.
Pansy Parkinson was put into Slytherin.
We can all die happy now.
Chamber of Secrets is on and I just told my Mom this is my common room at school
She’s like “That’s nice, sweetie.”
This is how i see the Pevensie siblings from The Chronicles of Narnia, okay?
Peter is brave and chivalrous.
Lucy is patient and loyal. (and as someone pointed out she FOUND narnia)
Edmund is ambitious and cunning.
Susan is clever and intelligent.
I can’t be the only one who sorts characters from other books into Hogwarts houses. Right? Right? Also, Aslan is Dumbledore RUMBLEROAR THEN YOU RABID BEASTS! I am js js.
trolololo, last night i went to a concert in my pansy costume, and i went to go meet the band, the summer set & they were all like “~~omfgz your costume is so epic! harry potttterrr!”
but then the guitarist, josh, who has bleached blonde hair FLIPS when he sees my slytherin badge, and he grabs it (it was on my tit.. awk.) & he’s like “OH. MY. GOD. I WAS GONNA BE DRACO.” and i was like “asdfghjkl; im pansy!” and then we high fived, and hugged, and took a photo
and he was all 
and i was all 
and we were all 
it was great.
COOL STARRY, BRA. AMIRITE?
30 Day Harry Potter Challenge
Day 6: What house would you want to be in?
Slytherin.
And I dressed Captain Jack Sparrow up just to show my love for this superior house.
