magic is might

I'm Lord Voldemort and this is my blog. My favorite fandoms are the Death Eaters, Slytherin, Godzilla, and Zac Efron.

Death Eaters
When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.

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I hate it when there are fucking trolls in my fucking dungeon.

1. i already knew this but the way they stated it and that picture sent me into hysterics
2. i love ralph sfm
3. they failed to mention he was also a nazi in schindlers list
4. that. fucking. picture.
5. click screencap for source

mom: 

me: …i cant miss the hogwarts express

mom: 

me: it leaves at 11.

mom: 

me: and i want to meet up with draco before

mom: 

jennygryffindork:

popgoesthepatronus:

salazarslytherin:

(via akmylife)

HARRY’S FACE. 

LOVE THIS GAME.

It’s on a graph. It must be fact.

im not an owl is right up there with he was their friend, in my opinion.

you guys. 

HERMIONE IS NOT AN OWL.

WILDCATS.

Killed Peter Pettigrew, it did.

……..YES! Probably the work….. of that….. infamous…. Hogwarts…. jaguar.

(via expectofuckingpatronum)

annie just got home and is still heart broken over remember me

BOOM, pasta FLEW OUT OF MY MOUTH, SHIT HIT THE FAN AND I CHOKED TO DEATH WITH LAUGHTER.

I have been in hysterics for the past hour. omfg I still can’t breathe xD

Then, my Dad commented on how foggy and cold it was and my stepmom goes “Its the Dementors.” LIFE IS COMPLETE.