Instead of a werewolf, it’s a vampire, and instead of a witch its a pale faced bitchy muggle. Remus doesn’t want to be with Tonks because he thinks its dangerous and she needs to live her own life without a “monster” for a husband. Edward is afraid he’ll eat Bella and ruin her human life. Eventually, both Lupin and the sparkly corpse give in and get married. Tonks and Lupin sacrifice themselves, and end up having a baby, named after Tonk’s father, thats a metamorphagus and might be half werewolf. Edward and Bella try to sacrifice themselves to save others (but don’t) and have a kid, named after their parents, that ends up a weird vampire human that has special powers of her own.

This is reason #131513 why Twilight fails at life.