magic is might

I'm Lord Voldemort and this is my blog. My favorite fandoms are the Death Eaters, Slytherin, Godzilla, and Zac Efron.

Death Eaters
When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.

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You wait till my father hears about this! He’ll say, ‘Draco, you god damn little poofer! Why don’t you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human!’ And then he will pull down my diaper, and scold me for the mess I’ve left in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries.

I can’t even look at these two the same way anymore.

GPOY.

OVER 600 HOUSE ELVES DIE IN TOILET RELATED INCIDENTS EVERY YEAR.