Excuse me while I give Draco Malfoy a Birthday hug
So, you want to learn about the Death Eaters?
Get your life back one step at a time.
You wait till my father hears about this! He’ll say, ‘Draco, you god damn little poofer! Why don’t you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human!’ And then he will pull down my diaper, and scold me for the mess I’ve left in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries.
I can’t even look at these two the same way anymore.
Who the fuck would ever want to hug Draco Malfoy?
OVER 600 HOUSE ELVES DIE IN TOILET RELATED INCIDENTS EVERY YEAR.
The 7th GIF in your folder is your reaction to the Battle of Hogwarts