Get your life back one step at a time.

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(Source: ffinnickk)

ALL THE AWARDS

You wait till my father hears about this! He’ll say, ‘Draco, you god damn little poofer! Why don’t you stop your whining and learn to use the potty like a normal human!’ And then he will pull down my diaper, and scold me for the mess I’ve left in it, and spank my cheeks as red as cherries.

I can’t even look at these two the same way anymore.

GPOY.

OVER 600 HOUSE ELVES DIE IN TOILET RELATED INCIDENTS EVERY YEAR.

About how much I love Potter Puppet Pals

I fucking love this joke.