magic is might
I'm Lord Voldemort and this is my blog. My favorite fandoms are the Death Eaters, Slytherin, Godzilla, and Zac Efron.
Death Eaters
When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.
When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.
posted 1 year ago
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I read all of them, and will reply individually as well as make a list.
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Are you a Death Eater? Have you been injured or even killed at the Dark Lord’s own hands? If you or a loved one has been abused under the service of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, call 1-777-LV-HITME for support or a free consultation with an attorney.
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For a while I was raging over the fact that the movie shamelessly used the Slytherins, Death Eaters and Voldemort himself for non-stop comic relief.
I was in a rage until I realized that my entire history on the internet has been dedicated to that same cause.
posted 1 year ago
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Sometimes I just wake up and sit there and think “Why the actual fuck didn’t the Death Eaters just use a House Elf to get into Hogwarts?”
posted 1 year ago
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Happy Birthday to greatest actor in world, Ralph Fiennes (I wrote that with a Borat voice in my head)
Happy 48th, you fine, fine beast.
posted 2 years ago
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He turns 48 tomorrow, I ain’t even bovvered though. I’d still hit that hard.
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