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I was in a rage until I realized that my entire history on the internet has been dedicated to that same cause.


Happy Birthday to greatest actor in world, Ralph Fiennes (I wrote that with a Borat voice in my head)
Happy 48th, you fine, fine beast.
He turns 48 tomorrow, I ain’t even bovvered though. I’d still hit that hard.
LOL BITCHES BEST HIDE.
Runcorn, Umbridge, Thicknesse, Yaxley.
Top 5 Favorite Harry Potter characters
Number 3: Bellatrix Lestrange
Bellatrix Lestrange is a bitch. It’s true. We all hate her for torturing Frank and Alice Longbottom, killing Dobby, torturing Hermione and killing Sirius Black. She’s so psychotic, so selfish, so utterly cruel… I love her. Her loyalty to Voldemort is unsurpassed. She’s so damn loyal to her master that she’s come close to deceiving him, just to please him. Her self preservation is an entirely other story, and yet, she laughs in the face of death. She literally laughs. Even now, her taunts and giggles from battle are just echoing in my head. I killed Sirius Black.