magic is might

I'm Lord Voldemort and this is my blog. My favorite fandoms are the Death Eaters, Slytherin, Godzilla, and Zac Efron.

Death Eaters
When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.

When schools asked me what I consider my greatest accomplishment to be, I really had to resist the temptation to send them this screenshot.

withallmyfuckingheart:

magikarp-:

withallmyfuckingheart:

MIND. FUCKERY. AT ITS BEST.

i enjoy my existence.

yours too for that matter. 

:D

excuse me while i go like this on voldemortoutbitches

lol!

this is a social experiment. dont question it.

You: EXPECTO FUCKING PATRONUM
Stranger: VOLDEMORT OUT, BITCHES.
You: ALISHA
Stranger: ANNIE 
You: OMG
Stranger: FUCK YEAH! ADHGJKDJSLFHGLJK.
You: GEJTLJ;OFAJAKSLF;H FUCK YESS

If I had my own talk show, I’d have a bit where I comment on Twitter’s Trending Topics.

We could call this show…. Annie.

Alisha disabled my Ipod for an hour.

Fml.

i couldnt resist.