When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.
VOLDEMORT IS PLEASED
He turns 48 tomorrow, I ain’t even bovvered though. I’d still hit that hard.
It’s quite informative and addresses 50% of the messages I get daily~~
despite popular belief, animals have extremely sharp instincts that alert them to disturbances
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Next time I wanna distract my teacher and waste class time, i’m gonna do what my fellow owl did, i’m going to ask my teacher if she knows anything about the chamber of secrets.
it worked miraculously on mcgonagall.
this has been pointed out before, but omg so much happiness if the man in the second pic is “think yo bein funneh do ya” guy from SS.
idk about you, but kings cross guy, plot revealing gryffindor and the man from HBP who talks to the wall are my favorite harry potter characters.
