magic is might

I'm Lord Voldemort and this is my blog. My favorite fandoms are the Death Eaters, Slytherin, Godzilla, and Zac Efron.

Death Eaters
When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.

At Hogwarts, Hogwarts.

This is how i see the Pevensie siblings from The Chronicles of Narnia, okay? 

Peter is brave and chivalrous.

Lucy is patient and loyal. (and as someone pointed out she FOUND narnia)

Edmund is ambitious and cunning.

Susan is clever and intelligent.

I can’t be the only one who sorts characters from other books into Hogwarts houses. Right? Right? Also, Aslan is Dumbledore RUMBLEROAR THEN YOU RABID BEASTS! I am js js.

grey lady, you bitch.