My name is Lord Voldemort, I’m a Capricorn, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. (This is a lie). I am 85 years young (this is questionable as I’ve been dead since 1998). I currently reside in your Mum’s bed. I am the Heir of Slytherin and resident Dark Lord. Do not call me Tom. I HATE HARRY POTTER. I hate everything he chooses to be. I hate the way he breathes. I hate the way he generally exists. I love snakes. They are sexy. Evil things make me happy. Killing and torturing people calms me down. Oh, and I love the film ‘She’s All That’ Death Eaters Tumblr (3.0; @voldemortoutbitches)http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yqxmhJU4nk4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Can we all just appreciate EVERYTHING about this trailer, please?</p>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23941270480http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23941270480Mon, 28 May 2012 14:23:53 -0400<p>Who is Annie? Who is Jake?</p> <p>I’m Lord Witchfuckin’ Voldemort.</p>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23880044169http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23880044169Sun, 27 May 2012 15:47:13 -0400thestralflight<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt8ieEiiY1qjkzbgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The Dragon is just like “S’upppppppp, bitch”</p>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23879925653http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23879925653Sun, 27 May 2012 15:45:21 -0400<p>Sorry for the lack of updates. I&#8217;ve been a wee bit busy doing this:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p5cntZC11qau7ut.png"/></p> <p>YAY LONDON 2012!!!!!!</p>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23879854722http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23879854722Sun, 27 May 2012 15:44:11 -0400<p><em>Jesus take the wheel</em></p>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23772763033http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23772763033Fri, 25 May 2012 22:46:35 -0400http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23675559328http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23675559328Thu, 24 May 2012 12:19:26 -0400don't let me down britainthe olympicsharry potter<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0ywmpNka1qcmpgko1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0ywmpNka1qcmpgko2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23563832053http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/23563832053Tue, 22 May 2012 17:20:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3z2z2xz361qaakfwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Oh god.</p> <p>This is indeed a problem.</p>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22981536427http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22981536427Sun, 13 May 2012 13:52:00 -0400I HAVE A STALKERjake<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvnuxGJsr1r23zbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefirsthorcrux.tumblr.com/post/17035503467/house-of-cunningness-determination-and">thefirsthorcrux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><strong><a href="http://thefirsthorcrux.tumblr.com/tagged/House_Of">House of</a></strong>: <em>Cunningness, Determination and Traditionalism</em><br/><strong>Slytherin</strong> corresponds roughly with the element of <em>water</em>. </small><br/><small><strong>Possible Zodiac Sign/s</strong>: Scorpio (Sagittarius and Capricorn)</small></p> </blockquote>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22871066546http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22871066546Fri, 11 May 2012 20:42:13 -0400slytherin<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2z5aj3YAD1qlrxk7o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2z5aj3YAD1qlrxk7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22537649980http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22537649980Sun, 06 May 2012 16:10:58 -0400I AM OFFENDI HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDSLIKE NAGINI<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k4oofbgn1rsyt7lo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k4oofbgn1rsyt7lo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k4oofbgn1rsyt7lo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k4oofbgn1rsyt7lo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k4oofbgn1rsyt7lo5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3k4oofbgn1rsyt7lo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22500242040http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22500242040Sun, 06 May 2012 01:37:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bclqucap1qa9jn1o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bclqucap1qa9jn1o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>Behind the scenes of “The Prince’s Tale” Scenes</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22497876061http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22497876061Sun, 06 May 2012 00:49:03 -0400FUCK YOU<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3klv6Dmaf1rv664oo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22492206348http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22492206348Sat, 05 May 2012 23:13:10 -0400favorite person<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harryststyles.tumblr.com/post/22109084459">harryststyles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>harry:</strong> let’s finish this the way we started<br/><strong>harry:</strong> together<br/><br/><strong>voldemort:</strong>　  <em>NYAA^{A^{A^{A^{AA^{AA^{AA^AAAA}AA}AA}A}A}A}A_{A_{A_{A_{AA_{AA_{AA_AAAA}AA}AA}A}A}AAHHHHH}</em></p> </blockquote>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22489169580http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22489169580Sat, 05 May 2012 22:25:19 -0400voldemort<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3j8oz4rZq1r30tdzo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22487358700http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22487358700Sat, 05 May 2012 21:56:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dvldF3ZT1r0ratto1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dvldF3ZT1r0ratto2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinydragongina.tumblr.com/post/18931353107/ahodgepodgeofinanity-one-minute-the-glass-was">tinydragongina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ahodgepodgeofinanity.tumblr.com/post/18921833122/one-minute-the-glass-was-there-and-then-it-was">ahodgepodgeofinanity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em><small>“One minute the glass was there and then it was gone! It was just like magic!”</small></em></p> <p><small><em>“There is no such thing as magic!”</em></small></p> </blockquote> <p><span id="post_tags_wrapper_18905535569"><span class="tags " id="post_tags_18905535569"><a href="http://../../tagged/YOU-SIT-ON-A-THRONE-OF-LIES.">#YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES.</a></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/i-like-how-up-until-this-point-harry-was-like">#i like how up until this point harry was like</a><span> </span><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/what-the-fuck-is-up-with-my-abusive-relatives-and-their-irrationally-specific-hatred-of-magic">#what the fuck is up with my abusive relatives and their irrationally specific hatred of magic</a><span></span><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/it%27s-not-like-they%27re-weirdly-religious-or-anything">#it’s not like they’re weirdly religious or anything</a><span> </span><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/was-uncle-vernon-inappropriately-touched-by-the-easter-bunny-or-something-as-a-child%3F">#was uncle vernon inappropriately touched by the easter bunny or something as a child?</a></p> </blockquote>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22294233618http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22294233618Wed, 02 May 2012 21:34:37 -0400beautiful tags<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3enz0p9iE1qayrkno1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3enz0p9iE1qayrkno2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3enz0p9iE1qayrkno3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3enz0p9iE1qayrkno4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3enz0p9iE1qayrkno5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3enz0p9iE1qayrkno6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3enz0p9iE1qayrkno7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3enz0p9iE1qayrkno8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3enz0p9iE1qayrkno9_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><blockquote><small>Battle of Hogwarts 2nd May 1998 - <em>Give me Harry Potter and I shall leave the school untouched.</em></small></blockquote></p>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22274435095http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22274435095Wed, 02 May 2012 17:12:07 -0400<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3e5drLf6u1qau7ut.gif"/></p>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22249645348http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/22249645348Wed, 02 May 2012 06:34:54 -0400thats today by the wayi'm holding onto flakes of voldemort and cryinghogwartsharry potter<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2w1baRPTJ1qahfowo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/21921667973http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/21921667973Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:15:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30b90EbPF1r0h4odo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/21755813775http://voldemortoutbitches.tumblr.com/post/21755813775Tue, 24 Apr 2012 21:36:30 -0400gimme