Im a fucking Genius

Wake up in the morning feeling like Ron Weasley

Grab my Cleansweep, I’m out the door
I’m gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of firewhiskey
Cause when I leave for the night im doing something risky
I’m talking – freckles on my nose, nose
Dirt on all my clothes, clothes
Splinchin all my toes, toes

Fall off playing a quidditch game, game
Pulling up to the Ministry
Trying to get a little bit lucky

Don’t stop, make it pop
Harry, blow the death eaters up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, My moms clock
But the duel don’t stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)

Ain’t got a care in world, but got plenty of ginger hair
Ain’t got no money in my pocket, but I’m already here
And now the witches are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Hermione Granger
I’m talking about - everybody getting murdered
Death Eaters trying to curse curse
Gonna jinx them if they try to kill me
Now, now - we goin till they kill us all, all
Or the aurors shut us down, down
Aurors shut us down, down
Aurors shut us -

Don’t stop, make it pop
Harry, blow the death eaters up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, My moms clock
But the duel don’t stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)


Voldy, you hex me up
You curse me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my wand up
You got me now
You got that wand
Yea, you got me

Voldy, you hex me up
You curse me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my wand up
Put your wand up
Put your wand up
No, the duel don’t start until I walk in

Don’t stop, make it pop
Harry, blow the death eaters up
Tonight, Imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, My moms clock
But the duel don’t stop
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)

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