darkmarkian:

• I know that Avada Kedavra is all ~*~unforgivable and shit.
• But that wouldn’t stop me from using it.
• Ever.
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• “THERE’S A BEE NEAR YOUR HEAD.”
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• “THERE’S A SPIDER IN HERE ON THE WALL.”
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• “THERE’S A FLY IN HERE AND IT WON’T GTFO.”
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• “THERE’S THIS ONE BITCH WHO KEEPS TALKING AT ME.”
• “THERE’S THIS ONE PERSON WHO’S MY BOSS.”
• “THERE’S THIS ONE PERSON WHO’S MY DAD.”
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• I’d be in Azkaban every five fucking minutes for that shit.
• Be in front of the Wizengamot.
• “Y U MAD THO.”
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• LOL J/K, I AM TOO HARDCORE FOR AZKABAN.
• 

Yeah, basically.