Reason #4353453 why I wouldn’t last in the Wizarding World.

darkmarkian:

  • I know that Avada Kedavra is all ~*~unforgivable and shit.
  • But that wouldn’t stop me from using it.
  • Ever.
  • “THERE’S A BEE NEAR YOUR HEAD.”
  • “THERE’S A SPIDER IN HERE ON THE WALL.”
  • “THERE’S A FLY IN HERE AND IT WON’T GTFO.”
  • “THERE’S THIS ONE BITCH WHO KEEPS TALKING AT ME.”
  • “THERE’S THIS ONE PERSON WHO’S MY BOSS.”
  • “THERE’S THIS ONE PERSON WHO’S MY DAD.”
  • I’d be in Azkaban every five fucking minutes for that shit.
  • Be in front of the Wizengamot.
  • “Y U MAD THO.”
  • LOL J/K, I AM TOO HARDCORE FOR AZKABAN.

Yeah, basically.

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