
I’m watching the Chronicles of Narnia and I’m like
HOGWARTS HAD CENTAURS

OH LOOK CHILDREN TAKING A TRAIN TO A MAGICAL LAND

GRYFFINDOR COLORS ARE RED AND GOLD TOO

WHY DIDN’T PROFESSOR SLUGHORN JUST GO BACK TO NARNIA WHEN HE WAS HIDING FROM VOLDEMORT?

It’s a good thing that Sirius Black wasn’t actually a mass murderer otherwise he probably would’ve been like,

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THAT IS ALL

No.
But I do consider myself a role model for other villains; Darth Vader, Sauron, Doctor Horrible, Patrick Bateman, The Joker, Lucifer and The Master have all been known to write me fanmail.
Jim Moriarty once asked for my autograph.
What makes you think I shower?
oh my god WHO TOLD YOU?
Why would I need an airport when I can turn into smoke and fly?
THINK, CHILD. THINK.

