magic is might


Am I the only one still suffering from post-Potter depression?

I’m watching the Chronicles of Narnia and I’m like

HOGWARTS HAD CENTAURS

OH LOOK CHILDREN TAKING A TRAIN TO A MAGICAL LAND

GRYFFINDOR COLORS ARE RED AND GOLD TOO

WHY DIDN’T PROFESSOR SLUGHORN JUST GO BACK TO NARNIA WHEN HE WAS HIDING FROM VOLDEMORT?

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It’s a good thing that Sirius Black wasn’t actually a mass murderer otherwise he probably would’ve been like, 



Someone decided to argue with me the other day
  • Classmate: Are you wearing a Slytherin scarf?
  • Me: Yes. Snake and proud.
  • Classmate: Gryffindor is better.
  • Me: No. We have Snape.
  • Classmate: We have Harry.
  • Me: Voldemort.
  • Classmate: Dumbledore.
  • Me: Merlin is a Slytherin.
  • Classmate: .....
  • Me: I win.
  • Classmate: Dammit.
posted 1 year ago with 391 notes

HOLY MUSICAL, B@MAN

SADFGHDARFDSYHV FG

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DCF K

6SR58

79 SBS NL

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TYT

THAT IS ALL

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ratedrowena asked: "My lord, will you show me your wand?"

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thetriwizardcup asked: "My lord, do you have any evil role models?"

No. 

But I do consider myself a role model for other villains; Darth Vader, Sauron, Doctor Horrible, Patrick Bateman, The Joker, Lucifer and The Master have all been known to write me fanmail. 

Jim Moriarty once asked for my autograph.

posted 1 year ago with 72 notes

karenai-hana asked: "do you sing in the shower?"

What makes you think I shower?

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cat-person asked: "do you ever paint yourself green and lay still pretending to be broccoli?"

oh my god WHO TOLD YOU?

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blakcbird asked: "My lord, have you found the airport?"

Why would I need an airport when I can turn into smoke and fly?

THINK, CHILD. THINK.

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