When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.
Can we start a Harry Potter revolution and just revive the fuck out of Potter fans? SERIOUSLY EVERY ONE WAKE UP AND PUT ON YOUR ROBES. WE’RE GOING TO HOGWARTS, BITCHES.
I did a Harry Potter RP along with like a zillion other blogs about two years ago, but it sort of fell to pieces after a while.
I’m sure some of my followers would be interested in starting up another with you!
If anyone wants to start a RP, hit up the-boy-who-lived95
when i say i like harry potter i don’t mean yeah hp is pretty cool i mean i have literally grown up with it surrounding my life i have been reading and rereading the books for as long as i can remember and i can quote the movies word for word and my hogwarts house is a massive part of my identity and it actually physically pains me that i never got my hogwarts letter and i just
#I don’t blog that much hp because it would be like blogging about having feet
- Me: Let's watch a Christmas movie
- Mom: How about Harry Potter? That's good for Christmas.
- Me: Are you kidding me? THERE IS NOTHING HAPPY ABOUT HARRY POTTER CHRISTMASES. When he was 11 he got a gift from his dead father and sat in front of a mirror for hours, by himself, staring at his dead parents. When he was a second year, Hermione got turned into a cat. In Prisoner of Azkaban, he got the BEST PRESENT EVER but it was taken away like 10 seconds later. In the Goblet of Fire he sits around like a loser with Ron while Hermione marches off sobbing. In 5th year Mr. Weasley is ATTACKED BY A SNAKE so everyone has to go spend a very depressing Christmas in St. Mungo's where they see Neville and his parents and it's heartbreaking. In the 6th movie the Weasley's house BURNS DOWN because the book's Christmas just wasn't depressing enough. Then in Deathly Hallows, Harry spends Christmas eve crying over his parents grave before he is attacked by a gigantic snake and Voldemort.
- Me: Harry Potter and Christmas do not mix.
Can we just talk about how she cast this spell without a fucking wand? Like Hermione BAMF Granger up in here CONFUNDS CORMAC WITHOUT A WAND. Pretty sure the only other person we see doing this in the series is ALBUS FUCKING DUMBLEDORE WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WORLD. Here comes Hermione no muthafucking prisoners Granger to prove the world wrong because she is the most powerful sorceress in the world. Can’t pronounce her name? She’ll blink at you and you’ll wake up in the Sahara desert thinking you’re a cactus.
the basilisk taking a shower
I like how relaxed and chill the basilisk looks.
He looks like he’s really enjoying his wash.
aaah…ssssssssshhhhhhhower time
Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Goblet of Fire, p 491“Dobby hears things, sir, he is a house-elf, he goes all over the castle as he lights the fires and mops the floors. Dobby heard Professor McGonagall and Professor Moody in the staffroom, talking about the next task … Dobby cannot let Harry Potter lose his Wheezy!”
So.. three years ago today I made this blog and now I don’t log on as much as I once did. I promise you guys I am going to make it my New Years resolution to update more frequently, I really miss the Harry Potter fandom.
I’m trying to remember if at any point during the Prisoner of Azkaban someone says “The prisoner of Azkaban” because if not then it is the only Harry Potter book to not mention the title within itself
Guys?
There’s a large storm named Draco and I think it just needs a hug
