“Did you know that here at Hogwarts, we’ve got a hidden swimming pool?”
My ringtone is Voldemort’s “NYAHAHAHA” laugh. It went off last night and my little nephew heard it. His face was like

Can we all just appreciate EVERYTHING about this trailer, please?
Who is Annie? Who is Jake?
I’m Lord Witchfuckin’ Voldemort.

The Dragon is just like “S’upppppppp, bitch”
Sorry for the lack of updates. I’ve been a wee bit busy doing this:

YAY LONDON 2012!!!!!!
Jesus take the wheel