February 2012
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crimsonfade asked: My lord, what is your favorite Beatles song?
Hey, hey guys...
Your mother is a *beep beep beep* ing *beep* lorem ipsum *beep beep beep* admiumvenium *beep beep beep beep* turolagulio *beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus *beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup...
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Just a quick note:
I am the sexiest dark wizard of all time.
That is all.
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untappedinkwell asked: What are your and draco's plans for Valentine's day, my dark king?
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xodaelynxo asked: my lord, what made you get a tumblr?
BOOM →
I accidentally deleted it last time so HERE YOU GO~
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Rupert Grint and Emma Watson 'officially dating'. →
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star-crossed-dressers-of-d12 asked: He's Lord Voldemort. He can't die.
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asklittledracomalfoy asked: I thought you were dead. I thought Harry killed you. How can you possibly be back?
Just as a side note
Lord_Voldemort7 is an IMPOSTER
I am the real Lord Voldemort
The dashing, handsome, sexy, serpentine, prince of darkness, stamp collecting enthusiast.
The person on Twitter is a muggle PRETENDING TO BE ME.
HOW DARE THEY!
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mydoghasamoustache asked: So, this experience you had with Draco... did he enjoy it?
S'UP WOMEN
VOLDEMORT SPEAKING~
OKAY SO YEAH. NOT UPDATED IN A WHILE. DEAL WITH IT.
BASICALLY I’VE BEEN DOING LOADS OF CRYSTAL METH AND I HAD HALLUCINATIONS THAT I’D STRAPPED DRACO TO MY BED AND WAS FORCING VIAGRA DOWN HIS THROAT
ONLY
THEY WEREN’T HALLUCINATIONS
SO THE POLICE WERE CALLED TO MY HIDEOUT IN ALBANIA AND LONG STORY SHORT, I GOT ARRESTED AND NOW I HAVE A RESTRAINING...
January 2012
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ohne-dich:
Ralph Fiennes reads Voldemort erotic fan fiction
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I know you've all been hearing about this...
But I highly encourage all of you to read about the SOPA & PIPA strikes if you haven’t already.
If these bills were currently in effect, this blog would not exist.
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womanmakemeasandwich asked: My Lord, I hope you feel better.
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imdraco asked: Hi babe ;) How are you today My Lord?