When I have free time, I like to kidnap, kill, torture and fly kites. If you know where Harry Potter is, you should tell me so I can kill that little shit once and for all.
Pretty soon I am being sent to a school in Scotland and another student going with me is Bulgarian and another one is French.
So basically..
I am about to experience a real life Triwizard Tournament.
I like when someone argues about a Harry Potter fact with me it’s like “u wanna duel I know my Harry Potter trivia and ur a straight up muggle”
the Weasley house, in gingerbread!
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S GINGER.
“We Slytherins look after our own… The corridors of Hogwarts can throw up surprises for the unwary, and you’ll be glad you’ve got the Serpents on your side as you move around the school. As far as we’re concerned, once you’ve become a snake, you’re one of ours – one of the elite. Because you know what Salazar Slytherin looked for in his chosen students? The seeds of greatness. You’ve been chosen by this house because you’ve got the potential to be great, in the true sense of the word. All right, you might see a couple of people hanging around the common room whom you might not think are destined for anything special. Well, keep that to yourself. If the Sorting Hat put them in here, there’s something great about them, and don’t you forget it.“ -requested by anonymous
okay so something that has always bothered me:
is flesh-eating slug repellent repellent for flesh-eating slugs or is it repellent that eats the flesh of slugs?
The real question is - why are you living in a place that requires you to use flesh-eating slug repellent?!?!
they’re ruining the school cabbages
how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though
like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns
because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what
When young Voldemort wasn’t busy sneaking into girls bathrooms, writing in his diary and creating anagrams, he spent his time drawing. And coloring.
